May 31, 2011


10. No need to guess about who's wearing deodorant.

9. Walking out of building good training for eventual arrival at gates of hell.

8. Renewed opportunity for Metro to run ad campaign featuring Paris Hilton saying, "That's hot!"

7. Warm updrafts increase chances of catching opponent home run ball crushed out of Nats Park without paying to get in to game.

6. Exploring the latest trends in creative tattooing.

5. Won't stub your toe on frozen gum on sidewalk.

4. Skipping lunch run because it's too hot out is an easy diet technique.

3. What could be more fun than a crowd of tourons jamming the sidewalk in front of an ice cream shop?

2. Just remember how much you bitched about the cold last winter, mister.

1. It's sweat-o-licious!

Posted by Robert at May 31, 2011 02:41 PM | TrackBack


Posted by: mothe at May 31, 2011 06:54 PM

Not to mention renewed debate between libertarian tendencies vs. the need to regulate who gets to wear spandex.

Posted by: rbj at June 1, 2011 07:40 AM

Hmm, up here in da North spandex is solely winter wear for natives. Seeing how Lake Champlain is so flooded, we don't have to worry so much about the spandex/Speedo Quebecois quotient on the Burlington waterfront (it doesn't exist right now as it's all underwater).

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