Bottom Story of teh Day

(With apologies to Taranto.)

According to George Soros, you know who's causing the real problems in Egypt and the Middle East? You guessed it:

The main stumbling block is Israel. In reality, Israel has as much to gain from the spread of democracy in the Middle East as the United States has. But Israel is unlikely to recognize its own best interests because the change is too sudden and carries too many risks. And some U.S. supporters of Israel are more rigid and ideological than Israelis themselves. Fortunately, Obama is not beholden to the religious right, which has carried on a veritable vendetta against him. The American Israel Public Affairs Committee is no longer monolithic or the sole representative of the Jewish community. The main danger is that the Obama administration will not adjust its policies quickly enough to the suddenly changed reality.

Yup, it's the JOOOOOOOOOS!!!! Plus their knuckle-dragging, gun-toting, Bible-thumping stooges here at home. It's a wonder something hasn't been done about these pests yet.