Birthday Tribute

Yes we all remember the lovely Diane Lane in her younger days...

But at a spry 46, I'd say she's holding up quite well. So, in honor of Diane Lane Day (a legal holiday her at the Pasture), I present some all new photos presenting her in all her gorgeous MILFy goodness:

Yes, that's the October 2010 issue.

The perfect Neutrogena spokes babe:

Ageless

Yes, things are definitely looking up today.

Filling a sweater like no other:

Short hair, long hair, any which way:

She never fails to take my breath away...

And to appropriately sum it up, a blast from the past:

Yeah, it's not really her voice (that would be Fire, Inc.) but hey she looks great shakin' that boot.

Happy Birthday, Diane.

Yips! from Robbo: I turn 46 myself on Wednesday. Should I be worried that I would much prefer somebody with the grace and experience of Diane than one of these twenty y.o. whippersnappers?

Return Yips! from Gary: It's a sign of maturity I suppose. Just follow the old adage "divide [your age] by two and add seven. So your cutoff will be officially 30 come this Wednesday. But that still covers a lot of ground.

Yips! back from Robbo! Who am I to mess about with received wisdom? Kids, go get a soda or something. Ladies? What's your pleasure?