I Have Been Wasting My Money For The Last 29 Years . . .

on brew. Over the years, your humble LMC has tried it all: cheap beer, keg beer, expensive beer, cold beer, beer at room temp, fraternity beer, ales, stouts, lagers, and a wide variety of dreadful backwash whoses origins are best left unexplored and unexplained. Earlier this month, the old AWC seminar had a get together at Cafe Bruges in Carlisle, PA , a pub whose beverage selection includes a wide variety from Belgium. The wheat beers are pale, ranging from blonde to almost white and have a mild, even taste--the last swallow was as good as the first, even if it had been sitting on the table for an hour. Mrs. LMC located Blue Moon wheat beer in the adult beverage section of the local supermarket (adjacent to the vast real estate holdings which comprise Fort LMC). Ah, my bride thinks of everything.