June 04, 2010

Happy Birthday, Angelina Jolie!


Who turns 35 today.

You would. Oh, yes you would. And you know it. Confess, I say! Confess!!

Furthermore, you know that afterwards she would rip your head off and devour your still-warm carcass. You know this, and yet you don't care.


Posted by Robert at June 4, 2010 04:13 PM | TrackBack

It's true. I would.

Posted by: Mink Monica at June 4, 2010 05:11 PM

No, I would not. She's a nut. Beautiful, but crazy...

And crazy chicks don't know/care where the line is....See Fatal Attraction...

Posted by: kmr at June 4, 2010 07:02 PM

Gotta go with KMR on this one. There's a fine line between Coyote Ugly and Coyote Craze. Coyote Ugly, you'll chew your own arm off to avoid waking her. Coyote Crazy, she'll chew it off for you.

Posted by: B.B. at June 5, 2010 12:21 AM

Okay! Okay! Not the comfy chair and the cushions! I would. I sooooooo would. I know my mother warned me about women like her, but I don't think I'd care. She's got the Kavorka or something for women. I'd probably like her to rip my head off after so I wouldn't have to face my shame of losing control.

Posted by: The Maximum Leader at June 6, 2010 02:15 PM

Mink Mink, you cannot just throw that on the table--no one else will remember a dayum thing. . .

Posted by: LMC at June 7, 2010 06:51 PM
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