Gratuitous Nats Posting (TM) - "Loose Lips Sink Screech" Edition

Proclaimeth our Maximum Leader:

A note to Robbo. What the heck man? Every time you blog about the Nats playing well, they come back and get slaughtered.

Well, there may be something to this, since I didn't post about them yesterday and they knocked off the Rockies again last night.

On the other hand, I feel I ought to say something about the Nats. But how to go about it without exciting the wrath of the Baseball Gods?

Two possibilities come to mind at the moment.

First is reverse psychology: Oh, no! The Nats won again! I can't believe it!! And after secretly betting all that money that the Phils would take the division, Guido's gonna break my legs when I can't pay up!

The other is to talk gibberish, like, say, the Fool from Lear: Strike more than thou showest, walk less than thou knowest, pop less than thou owest, steal more than thou goest. Or perhaps the more pithy: Zimm's a-cold,—O, do de, do de, do de!

Well, we'll figure it out.

In the meantime, carefully noting that I've said nothing, NOTHING, here about the quality of the Nats' play, I will nonetheless venture to cheer them on.

GO, NATS!!!