March 25, 2010

Gratuitous Hollywood/Gomorrah Observation

Another bimbo erupts in the Sandra Bullock/Jesse James meltdown.

I haven't paid much attention to the story except to feel sorry for the delightful and talented Ms. Bullock being so publicly humiliated like this, especially as she seems like a pretty decent sort by Hollywood standards.

Nonetheless, I've got to ask: The guy calls himself "Jesse James". He's billed out as a teevee personality, a motorcycle hog and a "bad boy". He used to be a heavy metal bodyguard. He's tattooed like a Persian rug. He'd been married twice before (including once to a pron star).

Um...Ms. Bullock? What in the name of God were you thinking?

Posted by Robert at March 25, 2010 10:54 AM | TrackBack

You're married to Sandra Bullock and you cheat on her with something that looks like that?
On par with cheating on Halle Barry.

You. Can not. Do. Better.

Sort of like owning the cow, getting fresh, good milk every day. And then on the sly having a glass of reconstituted powder milk.

Posted by: rbj at March 26, 2010 02:13 PM

I would just like to say that if Ms. Bullock feals the need to cheat to get even I would take one for the team. I'm selfless that way.

Posted by: RatBastidPhilsPhan at March 26, 2010 07:00 PM

J. James gave up Sandra to Schtupp THAT?

To quote P.J. O'Rourke in Parliament of Whores:

What the f***? I mean, really. What the f***ing f***?

Posted by: B.B. at March 29, 2010 12:28 AM
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