Wake the Kids and Phone the Neighbors!

The G-File is back!

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Says Jonah of his return to The Couch:

The sample issue was written under duress. Jack Fowler was standing there like Kris Kristofferson in "Payback" making threats about what parts of my anatomy he was going to feed me next, while Chris McEvoy pancaked my toes with a hammer. But don't let my suffering stand in the way of your enjoyment.

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Woo Hoo!