December 03, 2009

It's Beginning To Sound A Lot Like Christmas, Dammit

When I become Emperor of the World, one of my first decrees will be a global ban on the playing and/or singing of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" or any derivative or parody thereof.

Violation of this ban will be a flogging offense, the number of lashes to be determined by the cutesyness of the interpretation.

That is all.

Posted by Robert at December 3, 2009 12:20 PM | TrackBack
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The number of lashes should be:
1+
1+2+
1+2+3+
1+2+3+4+
1+2+3+4+5+
1+2+3+4+5+6+
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+
1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10+11+12

Posted by: Jeff at December 3, 2009 01:38 PM

So how are you with the whole Porky Pig sings "Blue Christmas"?

Posted by: Mike at December 3, 2009 01:43 PM

What about the 12 Days of Omas??
http://blog.stixblog.com/2009/11/30/the-12-days-of-omas/

Posted by: Stix at December 3, 2009 04:35 PM

I can almost live with the McKenzie Brothers' version. There's beer in every verse, and they skip 9, 10, and 11.

Posted by: ChrisN at December 3, 2009 07:13 PM

Better yet, a ban on any Christmas carol barked out by dogs or meow'd out by cats, etc.

Posted by: SPQR at December 4, 2009 01:29 AM

Well, apparently some llama woke up on the wrong side of the fetid livestock stall.

Posted by: Any A. Mouse at December 4, 2009 10:01 AM
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