January 23, 2009

Day 4


As for all this talk about invisible ghost vampire unicorns, I tried saying "Hope and Change" backwards three times at midnight, but there was no response.

Posted by Robert at January 23, 2009 08:26 AM | TrackBack

Hmm, that is troubling. I hate to ask the question, but are you sure you are filled with Hopenchange? Have you pledged to do your part to help Dear Leader?

There might be a couple of other issues. First of all, the whole getting appointed to the House of Lords was taking up Princess Caroline's time. Now that she has most graciously bowed out, she should have more time to see to the unicorn delivery.

Also, unicorns are notoriously shy and fickle creatures (I'm sure the gels would know), invisible ghost ones doubly so. The way the horrible right wing media have been treating the Princess may have upset all the unicorns -- imagine asking any princess about her qualifications, much less America's Tragic Princes (I don't know how to do that little TM mark). Thunderbolt has gone into hiding in protest over the whole kerfluffle.

Anyway, be doubly, nay, triply sure you are just full of The One's Hopenchange, be sensitive to princesses, and be patient. Oh, and be real sensitive to the unicorn. It may be an invisible ghost one, so it may not appear to be there. But it will be.

Posted by: rbj at January 23, 2009 01:19 PM

Instead of Hopeenchange, it looks like you got Hope-a-Dope.

Posted by: Captain Ned at January 23, 2009 04:09 PM