"I AM IN CONTROL"

Flash traffic from Robbo's bride to mine here at the post headquarters (located, of course, amidst the vast real estate holdings which comprise Fort LMC): Orgle Manor is out of power thanks to the storm of epic proportions which is pounding Our Nation's Capitol. Accordingly, I am reluctantly forced to undertake certain temporary, emergency measures until this event has passed--please remain calm and in your homes. Official bulletins will update you as we receive pertinent information. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

UPDATE: The Butcher's Wife checked in and reports power has been restored--the sideboard is safe from being burned in the fireplace and the cats do not need to worry about an encounter with the grill.