December 15, 2009

Gratuitous Office Observation

One of the many decrees I intend to issue when I become Emperor of the World will be one stating that people making presentations who do nothing more than read their Powerpoint slides verbatim will be shot on sight.

I have not yet decided whether I shall also have the creators of Powerpoint shot for giving said presenters such an option, but I'm giving it some serious consideration.

That is all.

Posted by Robert at December 15, 2009 04:00 PM | TrackBack

I think we should air drop copies of PowerPoint to our enemies, along with color printers... That ought to keep 'em busy...

Posted by: KMR at December 15, 2009 06:27 PM

You have my vote.

I'll vote several times if you let me be on the firing squad.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at December 15, 2009 09:00 PM

The death penalty is too good for them. I say make them sit through each others' verbatim ppt. presentations, Geneva Convention be damned.

Posted by: rbj at December 16, 2009 08:58 AM

Please add to your execution orders those Powerpoint users who paste large data tables or graphics onto their slides rendering the thing completely indecipherable when projected. Especially those that have the gall to announce "I know that you can't read this...".

Posted by: Chuck at December 16, 2009 10:39 PM
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