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WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
STEVE-O: Founder and Llama
Emeritus. Last seen in late 2006 headed into the Andean highlands with Helen Hunt and a crate of trade-gin.
GARY THE EX-DONK: Refugee from jackass politics and resident Tolkien Geek.
MR. LMC: Special Llama Military Correspondent and keeper of the "Aging But Still Hawt Movie Stars" Llama Seal of Approval.
ROBBO: Well,
somebody has to be in charge of the pooper-skooper 'round here!
HELP SUPPORT THE MILITARY/INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
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--Roger L. Simon
"Just don't get too close;
llamas sometimes spit."
--Whomping Willow
DAMN YOU, LLAMAS!!!
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO FRANCE!
--INDC Bill
Why do I hate the LLamas? Because they're so damn geeky, they make George Will look like Lenny Kravitz.
--INDC Bill
"Yes, Llama Butchers."
--Stephen Green
"Where's Robbo?"
--The Scottish Dwarf
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--Eugene Volokh
"Blogging Llamas. Does that seem right to you?"
-- Jubal Early
The Daily Fare
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Robbo Elsewhere
Orgle-icious LLama Tasty Bits Quiche
Jen-a-licious---when only a Jen Blog (TM) will do
LLama Jambalaya---Hot n' Spicy
Llamas al Dente
Cold LLama Pizza
LLama Surf n' Turf
LLama Flaming Shots--Bacardi 151 n' Robotussin, with a Testors chaser
LLama Tartare---raw, red, and dripping
LLama Salad Bar--nothing but free range goodness
LLama Navy Bean Soup
LLama MRE
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Taking our marching orders on behalf
of the Chimperor
from our Sith Masters at Halliburton
