Top of the ticket? Are you kidding? If we had this trailer trash as president she'd have basically insulted the British by giving their prime minister, who's going blind, a set of 25 DVDs, that are the wrong region code; set off a trade dispute with Mexico; nominated a whole bunch of tax cheats and pay-to-players for cabinet positions; failed to fill 17 of the top 18 Treasury Department positions; caused the stock market to fall 20-30% just since Jan. 20th; enacted pork filled spending bills; passed laws that no one has read that gives bonuses to TARP recipient business executives.

Phew, we sure dodged a bullet there.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to feed my invisible ghost unicorn Thunderbolt. Still waiting on the lollipop tree, but I'm sure our Dear Leader is holding off until later in the spring.