November 08, 2008

AUIEG** Diary - Day 4

Dear Diary:

Still no sign.

I was thinking (dreaming! - heh) about Dreamy-B again last night and got to wondering: Unicorns and Llamas - is that going to work out? Are they compatible with each other? Might there be some problems?

But then I realized: If the One wants me to have my very own unicorn, it must be for the bestest of reasons. If there are any problems between unicorns and llamas, why, I'm just going to have to be less of a llama in order to make sure we get along.

Ask not what your unicorn can do for you. Ask instead what you can do for your unicorn.

I'm sure that's what the One wants.

Yours,

Robbo

(**A Unicorn In Every Garage)

Posted by Robert at November 8, 2008 09:10 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I've heard a rumor, not sure if it's true or not, that the reason there aren't unicorns is due to Sarah Palin. Apparently that racist redneck and her inbred incestuous family personally hunted unicorns to extinction. And all they wanted were the manes from the unicorns for hair for Neanderthal Sarah.

I read this rumor on either Kos or Huffingtonpost so it must be true.

Aren't the next 4 years going to be fun?

Posted by: rbj at November 8, 2008 09:32 AM

Apparently that racist redneck and her inbred incestuous family personally hunted unicorns to extinction.

From helicopters.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at November 8, 2008 04:19 PM