November 07, 2008

AUIEG** Diary - Day 3

Dear Diary:

Still no sign of our Unicorn. I did see a dead spider in the garage this morning, however. Spiders like to spin webs to catch and control their victims while lurking in the background. Sort of like Dick Cheney, right? So when I saw the dead spider, it reminded me that Cheney's diktatorship has failed and is about over. That made me happy, but it also raised a question: Does the One want me to purify my garage before he sends the Unicorn? Maybe so.

Also, dear Diary, Gary told me that his children have already picked out names for their two Unicorns: "Cuff" and "Link". I think those are nice names. Actually, I had been hoping to keep this a secret for a while, but I'll confess that I've already picked out a name for my Unicorn, too. I'm going to call him "Dreamy B". Get it? And he's going to be the bestest Unicorn evah!

Oh, I'm all excited again just writing this.



(**A Unicorn In Every Garage)

Posted by Robert at November 7, 2008 08:39 AM | TrackBack

Well, ah, um, the unicorn thing may have to wait a while. We are all going to be called upon to make some sacrifices. The unicorn redistribution plan may have to wait until the second five year plan, possibly year 9 or 10.

My lollipop tree however, needs to be planted before this winter sets in.

Posted by: rbj at November 7, 2008 10:09 AM