The LLama Butchers: AUIEG** Watch

November 06, 2008

AUIEG** Watch

(**A Unicorn in every garage.)

No sign today.

Several people have written in to the Tasty Bits (TM) Mail Sack to say, "For Heaven's sake, Tom, give Him some time. After all, He's very, very busy and He's not even sworn in yet!"

I suppose they're right. (NPR said so this morning!) But I must say that I'm still just a little disappointed: I thought that being omnipotent, the One didn't have to prioritize tasks. And as for swearing in, well yes, but after all Jesus didn't wait till after the Resurrection before starting up with the miracles, so why should He?

Nonetheless, I am resolving to try and be patient.

Posted by Robert at November 6, 2008 08:35 AM | TrackBack

Comments

And what of those of us who have no garage? Will one magically appear to house the unicorn (with attached, mortgage-paid house and prepaid utilities)?

In good news, I hear sales for sunglasses are up, as people are buying them to protect their eyes from the shining brightness of pronouncements from on high.

Posted by: Diane at November 6, 2008 09:21 AM

You're out in front of me, Diane! I plan to carry on with AUIEG Watch until it no longer amuses me. Could be a veeeeery long time!

Posted by: Robbo the LB at November 6, 2008 10:15 AM

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