August 25, 2009

Your Assignment, Should You Choose To Accept It

As the LMC hints below, he's been having a pretty hairy time of it down at the salt-mines recently.

Well my friend, Uncle Robbo is here with what I guaran-damn-tee will do for what ails ye and take your mind off things. Take it away, Martini Boy:

My good friend (and noted agnostic) Charlie Martin emails, “There is a god.” Read:

I’m not gonna lie to you, watching Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman F each other is something I would very much like to see. Oh hey good news…

Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan … “in this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex.”

Directed by the great Darren Aranofsky (the Wrestler, the Fountain) the film “focuses on a dancer with a New York ballet troupe, and the in-fighting and back-stabbing over the lead role in an upcoming production of Swan Lake.”

I’m inclined to agree with Charlie on this one.

Buddy, you can thank me later.

And lest any of you out there may be tsk tsk-ing at ol' Robbo for reposting this link, let me just assure you that the LMC is Llama Central's long-standing expert on Hollywood career arcs, especially those of young, semi-talented female stars. This isn't voyeurism, it's research!

Posted by Robert at August 25, 2009 09:38 PM | TrackBack

This will require further research when the movie comes out. One must figure out what Hollywood means when they say "aggressive, angry sex."

It's all in the name of science.

Posted by: rbj at August 26, 2009 07:08 AM

Yes, indeed, this IS research because it tests the hypothesis that surest signs of a starlet's career is on the ropes are: photo shoots in skin mags, suggestions of experimentation of the sort Dr. Rusty prefers, and movies on the estrogen channels. Here we have the added bonus of two brunettes.

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: LMC at August 26, 2009 07:15 AM

I'll be in my bunk.

For some time.


Posted by: Jay Tea at August 26, 2009 08:56 AM

Oh, and in case there's any mistake, I do accept the assignment.

Posted by: rbj at August 26, 2009 12:40 PM