May 31, 2009

Deviant Behavior--Because You Count On Us To Ask The Really Important Questions

One of Mrs. LMC's women's magazines (Self, Shape--they are all the same to me) ran a full page ad featuring the rear view of a nekkid gal heading into the surf to announce something to the effect that "42 percent of those who responded [to their survey] admitted to skinny dipping with a member of the opposite sex." One wonders:

1. Was it with their (present) spouse/significant other/squeeze/ concubine?
2. Was it because it seemed like a good idea at the time (as to being bored, nothing better to do, or because everyone else was doing)?
3. Did adult beverages fuel the decision-making process?
4. Would they anwer the survey truthfully knowing that their spouse/signficant other/squeeze/concubine might find out the answer?
5. Having done it, would they do it again? If so, under what circumstances?
6. What about skinny hot-tubbing? Skinny skiing (snow or water)?"Going to bullfights on acid"?*

Feel free to comment, add your own personal experiences, and everything is, of course, completely confidential.

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Posted by LMC at May 31, 2009 04:24 PM | TrackBack


And I'm not confessing to anything.

Posted by: Diane at May 31, 2009 04:39 PM

Summer camp in the mountains of PA. Group skinny dip. Old grounds keeper shows up with a big flashlight. Demands we come out of the water and shines the flashlight on each and every one of us.
Once was enough...

Posted by: babs at May 31, 2009 07:49 PM

No, but I did make out with my-then-boyfriend-now-hubby in a hot tub.

Posted by: Sarah G. at May 31, 2009 07:49 PM

Skinny hot tubbing as often as possible, btw our hot tub is in its own little house so we don't frighten the neighbors ;)

Posted by: cheri at May 31, 2009 09:16 PM

1. No
2. Graduation requirement at W&L (isn't it? Why else do they have a rope swing at the Maury River?)
3. Duh. See #2.
4. Yes.
5. Yes. Maybe not in the Maury.
6. No. Just "nightswimming." (Love that R.E.M. song)

Posted by: Mink Monica at May 31, 2009 09:41 PM

Yup on skinny dipping, no alcohol involved. Why not?

No to the hot tubbing, but have done co-ed nekkid sweats with friends. Nothing sexual about it, just good times.

Posted by: rbj at June 1, 2009 07:20 AM