May 16, 2009

Pelosi Haiku

Via the good folks at Hot Air:

I knew I knew not
And I didnít know I knew
Now my face implodes
Whatís this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Letís try the left one
As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
ďIím a lying [bleep]Ē
I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what Iíll say next
Iíve been a liar
A lot longer than Barack
But without his gift
My nose doesnít grow
(Way too much rhinoplasty)
But my stitches twitch
Lefty blogs confused
Theyíll opine on me, after
Rahmís conference call
Whoís nervous? Not me
Iíve looked like this ever since
They cut up my face
I own some vineyards
Which will give me a good place
To store my sour grapes
Waterboarding stinks
I thought it would moisturize
But my face pruned up

Check out this exchange on Fox (again, via the fine folks at Hot Air):

The CIA's counterattack on Pelosi, what she knew, and when she knew it is, IMHO, part-agency defense of itself and part (as Rush put it) the Administration putting the screws to Madame Speaker whose likely successor is Steny Hoyer, a Rahm Emmanuel ally.

And Dodd (D., Countrywide) must go.

Posted by LMC at May 16, 2009 06:52 AM | TrackBack

Madame Speaker has taken on something that can play the politics game far better than her...

Posted by: kmr at May 16, 2009 08:30 PM