May 16, 2009

Pelosi Haiku

Via the good folks at Hot Air:

I knew I knew not
And I didnít know I knew
Now my face implodes
***
Whatís this trigger do?
Ouch, my right foot really hurts
Letís try the left one
***
As I tell my tales
Watch me blink out in Morse Code:
ďIím a lying [bleep]Ē
***
I am not lying
Except for what I just said
And what Iíll say next
***
Iíve been a liar
A lot longer than Barack
But without his gift
***
My nose doesnít grow
(Way too much rhinoplasty)
But my stitches twitch
***
Lefty blogs confused
Theyíll opine on me, after
Rahmís conference call
***
Whoís nervous? Not me
Iíve looked like this ever since
They cut up my face
***
I own some vineyards
Which will give me a good place
To store my sour grapes
***
Waterboarding stinks
I thought it would moisturize
But my face pruned up
***


Check out this exchange on Fox (again, via the fine folks at Hot Air):

The CIA's counterattack on Pelosi, what she knew, and when she knew it is, IMHO, part-agency defense of itself and part (as Rush put it) the Administration putting the screws to Madame Speaker whose likely successor is Steny Hoyer, a Rahm Emmanuel ally.


And Dodd (D., Countrywide) must go.

Posted by LMC at May 16, 2009 06:52 AM | TrackBack
Comments

Madame Speaker has taken on something that can play the politics game far better than her...

Posted by: kmr at May 16, 2009 08:30 PM