January 21, 2009
Day Two
Still no unicorn.
Not only that, gas has crept back up to a buck eighty-one at my local station this morning.
Where's the audacity???
Posted by Robert at January 21, 2009 08:25 AM | TrackBackI went out to the garage this morning (where it was 6 degrees, not like 2 the day before) and guess what? My unicorn was there!
Now, I had been hoping that my unicorn would be blue or purple, but instead it was invisible! Isn't that cool, an invisible unicorn? I reached out to pet it, but guess what? My hand went right through him! (I'm guessing it was a him)
That's right, I got an invisible ghost unicorn! How wonderful!
Er, wait a minute. You don't suppose that he's an invisible ghost vampire unicorn? Dear Leader wouldn't give us things that would suck our blood, would He?
The lollipop tree wasn't there though. I guess we have to wait until spring, when they can be planted.
Posted by: rbj at January 21, 2009 09:28 AMRobbo, are you forgetting that there's an income phase-out on unicorns? You'll be lucky to get a hoof.
Posted by: ScurvyOaks at January 21, 2009 06:45 PM
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