January 15, 2009

Everything Seemingly Is Spinning Out Of Control

My God in Heaven, now it's feces-flinging monkeys!

CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

Sure - that's what they said about the chimp "Caesar" and look what happened.

Posted by Robert at January 15, 2009 09:10 AM | TrackBack

I thought the monkey was last seen flinging poo over on the Daily Kos.

Posted by: Night Writer at January 16, 2009 09:38 PM