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OPEC slashes production a few weeks ago...

...the price of oil falls.

War erupts in the Middle East between Israel and, well everybody else...

...the price of oil falls.

The holiday travel season is upon us and...

...yes, you guessed it, the price of oil FALLS.

Yes, it's a scary indication of how rough the global economy is but you know what? It's a freakin' PARTY for those of us poor slobs who buy petroleum products - gasoline, diesel, jet fuel (indirectly), heating oil (at the coldest time of the year no less), you name it.

So enjoy it everybody. Because as soon as things turn around you know damn well that the price of oil will spike to record highs again. And those oil-selling douchebag countries like Saudi Arabia, Venezuela and Iran will have us by the cojones once again.

Hey, it's the one silver lining right now. Lap it up!