Just Under The Wire, My Nomination For Asshats Of The Year 2008

This poor kid. Apparently, not only do they name their child after the most lethal mass murdering European dictator of the 20th century but they actually went and made a big stink because the local supermarket won't print that name on a happy birthday cake.

A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on his birthday cake.

Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

Umm. There's a reason no one else in the world has that name. No one else would be sadistic enough to inflict it on their offspring! Plus, I don't believe him based on his other statements:

The Campbells' two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

Campbell said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

He said about 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children of mixed race.

And, somehow, I don't think his little sister, Aryan Nation, will fare much better.

It doesn't take the Amazing Kreskin to guess that none of the 12 party attendees celebrate Hanukkah, does it?

h/t: BarStool Sports