December 17, 2008

Just Under The Wire, My Nomination For Asshats Of The Year 2008

This poor kid. Apparently, not only do they name their child after the most lethal mass murdering European dictator of the 20th century but they actually went and made a big stink because the local supermarket won't print that name on a happy birthday cake.

A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell's name on his birthday cake.

Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman, said the store denied similar requests from the Campbells the last two years, including a request for a swastika.

"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."

Now, if these two pinheads had the mental capacity to grasp the full ramifications of their choice of name for their son this shouldn't come as a complete surprise, should it? The dimwit racist butthole father says he named his son "Adolf Hitler" for no political reason. It's just that he liked the name and "no one else in the world would have that name".

Umm. There's a reason no one else in the world has that name. No one else would be sadistic enough to inflict it on their offspring! Plus, I don't believe him based on his other statements:

The Campbells' two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

Campbell said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

He said about 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children of mixed race.

That's his choice? Yeah, no big deal. But it's going to be pretty hard making friends of any ethnic, racial or religious background with a name like freaking ADOLF HITLER, you asshat!!!!

And, somehow, I don't think his little sister, Aryan Nation, will fare much better.

It doesn't take the Amazing Kreskin to guess that none of the 12 party attendees celebrate Hanukkah, does it?

h/t: BarStool Sports

Posted by Gary at December 17, 2008 01:48 PM | TrackBack

""We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate.""

Now just imagine it was a gay couple wanting a wedding cake.

Posted by: rbj at December 18, 2008 10:16 AM