November 30, 2008

Exorcising the Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Time to share your favorite method of dealing with girlfriends long gone but who refuse to be forgotten. My favorite method, return the call/e-mail and hit them out of the gate with the fact I am married, kids, etc. and be sure to add that I have never been happier, which would include the time I was with them. What works for you?

Posted by LMC at November 30, 2008 07:17 PM | TrackBack

Fortunately, none of mine have resurfaced in the intervening years. Obviously, I didn't even rate a follow up call.

Posted by: kmr at November 30, 2008 08:48 PM

At the breakup, I use Wild Turkey. Helps one forget, and the resulting pain colors everything about the relationship. Funnily enough, they never resurface later on.

Posted by: rbj at December 1, 2008 09:40 AM

I still run into one of my ex-girlfriends on occasion. She never fails to mention that I spent an inordinate amount of time playing with her tits. Which is true. She had REALLY nice big ones.

Posted by: Tbird at December 1, 2008 06:18 PM