November 13, 2008

AUIEG** Diary - Day 9

Still no sign.

Diary, do you think that when Dreamy B does arrive, he'll give me special Unicorn kisses on cold, wet days like today so that my knees won't ache so much?

I hope so.



(**A Unicorn In Every Garage)

Posted by Robert at November 13, 2008 08:40 AM | TrackBack

Maybe the DNC is having money problems, and that is what is keeping Dear Leader from providing us all with unicorns:

"Today, Obama's campaign manager David Plouffe sent another urgent e-mail to supporters seeking at least another $30.

Here's what he said:

"We'll get to work transforming this country. But first, we need to take care of the DNC."

Did we hear that right? Now that Obama's the president-elect, the top priority is the Democratic National Committee?

To drive home the point elsewhere in the same e-mail Plouffe adds: "Before we do anything else, we need to pay for this winning strategy.""

But I thought we were going to enter a worker's paradise, where the filthy lucre is forever banished. And surely unicorns are free of charge.

Posted by: rbj at November 13, 2008 10:18 AM

Hath the One spent all his cash? Doesn't He have any left over to redistribute? Shouldn't He set the Example??

Posted by: kmr at November 13, 2008 12:32 PM

Robert - The more I think about it the more I conclude that you got the message garbled.
What you are actually going to get is a little, plastic My Little Pony made in China (so don't suck on it and NO WET KISSES) for your key chain IF you donate an additional $50 right now to the One.

Posted by: Babs at November 13, 2008 12:41 PM