November 11, 2008

AUIEG** Diary - Day 7

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Dear Diary:

Still no sign.

But here's a piece of luck. The fellahs who manage the Times Square Noo Year's Ball are building a new one that, apparently, is going to be available for other holidays as well.

And why is this fortunate? Because according to the nooz, there are already plans in the works for a national holiday honoring The One!

I mean, as Gob Bluth would say, "Oh, come on!"

Know what I got thinking, Diary? Maybe that would be the bestest day for handing out all the Unicorns! Perhaps we could even call it Unicorn Day! Unless, of course, it was felt that such a name might steal too much of The One's spotlight.

Gosh, Diary, I sure get dizzy trying to figure out what The One has in mind for us vis-a-vis the appearance at Orgle Manor of Dreamy B. But you know what? Stories like this continue to give me hope that whatever it is, it's going to be just the bestest thing evah!



(**A Unicorn In Every Garage)

Posted by Robert at November 11, 2008 06:00 AM | TrackBack

Hey, do you think I'll get my garbage can back instead of a unicorn?

Posted by: GroovyVic at November 11, 2008 06:46 AM

The Obamassiah's Day now featuring Unicorns!

Me likes.

Posted by: rbj at November 11, 2008 10:23 AM

Maybe he cannot distribute the unicorns until after January 20th? Those nasty republicans, insisting our O cannot make foreign policy until he is officially sworn in! Maybe it's the same with the unicorns?

Posted by: Diane at November 11, 2008 04:28 PM