October 31, 2008

Llama PSA: Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Drunk

It seems to me that if there is one way to sum up the vibe of this election cycle it is this: Beer-goggling.

That's it. That's the only explanation I can come up with.

So be it, I suppose. But let me just remind everyone out there that you may be having fun now, but come next Wednesday morning, you're not going to be able to simply get up and sneak away, or even fob him off with breakfast. Nope, it's a long term relationship whether you like it or not.

Just something to think about.

Posted by Robert at October 31, 2008 10:31 AM | TrackBack

Beer can also be useful in this election. Curtis Sliwa urges us to do our part to suppress the youth vote. Host a party Monday night for all the yoots you know...let the adult beverages and illicit substances flow freely. Get 'em hung over, and they'll be immobile the next day.

Actually, I side with Jonah Goldberg on this topic...the "youth vote" is overrated, since they usually suppress themselves by hitting the snooze button on Election Day.

Posted by: Monica at October 31, 2008 11:34 AM