February 13, 2008

S.S. Hillary Death Spiral Watch

Our hopefully new daily feature, with "Nearer, My God, to thee" gooey goodness just for fun.

Best Quote OF. ALL. TIME. (insert proper Chris Berman voice for that).

It's nice to see Professor Chaos banging on the blog again.

Bryan at Hot Air is in rare agreement with the Associated Press: Hillary's excuses for not winning are running very, very thin. I would make an "Empress has no clothes joke," but I think I can speak for all the readers and say, "Please, let's have another debate about Apostolic Succession instead of having to visualize Hillary nekkid."

What happens when you get behind? Crap like this: Hillary yet to congratulate the Messiah on any of his post-Super Tuesday victories. Expect CNN to stay with this bone.

Posted by Steve-O at February 13, 2008 08:56 AM | TrackBack

oh, I don't know. I bet you could do better. Actually, why not have a llama contest?

Posted by: tdp at February 13, 2008 09:04 AM

One of the truly great lines of the last century was when Speer's interrogator asked him how he knew the Reich was losing and he said, well, the glorious victories of the Fatherland were getting closer and closer to Berlin...

Posted by: dave.s. at February 13, 2008 09:55 AM

I love the movie Titanic for, among other things, its heavyhanded foreshadowing.

ROSE: Mr. Andrews, I did the sum in my head, and with the number of lifeboats times the capacity you mentioned ... forgive me, but it seems that there are not enough for everyone aboard.

ANDREWS: About half, actually. Rose, you miss nothing, do you?

Looks like the first few lifeboats are beginning to fill up? Will Billy Zane make it?

Posted by: The Abbot at February 13, 2008 10:22 AM

"I have a child!"

Damn you Llamas....

Posted by: GroovyVic at February 13, 2008 10:56 AM