November 16, 2006

Llamapalooza Update!

We've just received the exciting news that the lovely Rachel Weisz will be joining Steve-O and me at this weekend's 3rd Anniversary Llamapalooza Celebration. Yes! It's true! Do you think I make these things up?

"Mmm, Yips! indeed."

Our old pal Gordon tagged me for coming down on Enemy at the Gates because I overlooked the benefits brought to that movie by Ms. Weisz. Not at all. The trouble was simply a) that she was always covered head to toe with gun grease and pulverized Stalingrad factory brick-dust, and b) you were never quite sure she wouldn't burst into Dosvidanya Rodina! at some, er, inopportune moment.

No, as I told Gordo, when I feel the need for a Rachel fix, I just pick up The Mummy. Far more entertaining all around. Plus, she winds up on the ancient Egyptian sacrificial table thingy wearing a silk nighty. I'll take that over Uncle Joe's combat coteur any day.

Anyhoo, she'll be there. And we hope you will be, too.

Yip! Yip!

Posted by Robert at November 16, 2006 01:09 PM | TrackBack

No way I'm letting Steve-O stand me up again.

Besides, I have my own inflatable Rachel W. doll complete with the Kalashnikov.

Posted by: Gordon at November 16, 2006 01:20 PM

So, um, no eye candy for the girls has been invited? I mean, surely Melissa, Rachel and Helen would attract a smattering of handsome lads in their wake for the female llama fans to ogle, right?

Posted by: beth at November 16, 2006 02:18 PM

Waaaal, I was rayther thinking that Steve-O and I would have that market cornered.

Nonetheless, some clown named Cooney or Crooney or something like that keeps calling and pestering for an invitation. We'll let him come if you think it would be a good thing.

Posted by: Robbo the LB at November 16, 2006 02:27 PM

Maybe Rachel can dish out some of that spot on prenatal advice.

Posted by: phin at November 16, 2006 04:08 PM

Well im a big fan of her i ve been
a fan ever scence i saw her in the
"The Mummy". I wish i cuold go but im
only a teen. But i hope you have fun
with her. Would you happen to have her
address to where her fans could write
letter to her cause i have alot to say
if anyone knows e-mail me plz its

P.S. Tell her i said that shes a great
rolemodel and i hope to meet her soon
from her loveable fan Inez Alexandra
(alex) and Inez is pronunced(Enez)

Posted by: Inez Alexandra (Alex) at November 16, 2006 10:08 PM