Randy Mac Attack - Helpful Llama Suggestions Division

In our continuing coverage of the coedification crisis at Randolph Macon Woman's College, I got thinking that, in addition to a new name (since there's already another Randolph Macon College), the school is also going to have to come up with some new marketing slogans, themes that will entice both new male and (presumably) more female applicants. With that in mind, I humbly present:

ROBBO'S TOP TEN MARKETING SLOGANS FOR THE NEW CO-ED RANDY MAC

10. Apply Early And You’ll Receive Your Choice Of Old RMWC Apparel: Sure To Be A Collector’s Item Soon!

9. Best-Kept Secret In The Piedmont: That Jerry Falwell Dude Grows Some Seriously Bad-Assed Dope Up The Road At Liberty U.!

8. Just Wait’ll We Get Sweet Briar And Hollins On The Football Field Now!

7. Lynchburg: Gateway to Danville

6. Because When You Think Of Quality Virginia Schools, You Think Of - Well, Whatever It Is We’re Calling Ourselves Now

5. Hey, Hampton-Sydneys! If You Went Here You’d Be Home By Now!

4. What Lavender Mafia?

3. C’Mon, Guys! Let’s Put The “Blue� Back In “Blue Ridge�!

2. Who Needs Dubyanell Hell Anyway?

1. What Happens In LynchVegas Stays In LynchVegas

Note to RMWC Board of Trustees: Feel free to use any of these. You can thank me later.

UPDATE: Welcome Randy Mac Rebels! Just to be clear, I'm on your side. As a Dubyanell alum, I hate to see all this happening.