December 18, 2007

The Kobayashi Maru Scenario - Office Party Edition

Your office party is about to kick off with loud, pounding musick, horrid punch and "creative" food. Your presence there is required. You've already got a headache. You now discover you only have three aspirin left.

The bridge is yours. What will you do, Lieutenant?

UPDATE:

Voice of Scotty: "It's nooo use! Weeh're dead in space!"

Posted by Robert at December 18, 2007 02:56 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Since there is no way to win, you'll have to cheat.

Pull the fire alarm?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at December 18, 2007 03:06 PM

One lap around to 'show your face' - then quietly leave

Posted by: Marvin at December 18, 2007 08:29 PM

Remember:

"I don't believe in a no win scenario." - James Tiberius Kirk

Man up.

Posted by: Hucbald at December 19, 2007 12:10 AM