September 10, 2007

Indy 4 Title Official

"Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"?

Hmm-kay.

If they stole Robbo's line and called it "Indiana Jones and St. Marie of the Blessed Educational Method" I couldn't be more bemused.

Although at nine words, it's definitely the longest title in the series (beating out "Temple of Doom" which was seven).

Meh. This one is probably going to have to work the hardest to live up the hype than either of the other two sequels.

Yips! from Robbo: I'm still thinking along the lines of -

Indiana Jones and the Lost AARP Discount
Raiders of the Early-Bird Special
Indiana Jones and the Depends of Death

or how about

Geritol Jones And Them Pesky Young'ns

YIPS from Steve-O: My favorite: Indiana Jones and the HEY YOU KIDS! GET THE HECK OFF MY DURN LAWM! What was I saying?

Posted by Gary at September 10, 2007 03:51 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Crystal Skull?????

Wasn't that the "McGuffin" they used in "House 2: The Second Story" back in the day?

Posted by: Russ from Winterset at September 10, 2007 03:08 PM

"Indiana Jones and the Pit of Erectile Dysfunction."

Posted by: Hucbald at September 10, 2007 03:22 PM

I've always been partial to "Indiana Jones and the Lost Colostomy Bag".

Disgusting, yes. But not wholly unapplicable.

Posted by: Gary at September 10, 2007 03:41 PM

Gary, you stole my idea.

Hucbald, that's a great title!

Posted by: GroovyVic at September 10, 2007 03:54 PM

Indiana Jones and the Over 55 Gated Condominium Community of Doom.

Posted by: The Colossus at September 10, 2007 04:34 PM

Indiana Jones and the Blinking Left Turn Signal.

Posted by: rbj at September 11, 2007 08:19 AM

Indiana Jones and the White Shoes/White Belt of Doom.

Posted by: The Colossus at September 11, 2007 12:13 PM