March 22, 2007

Q: Why Are The Boulevards Of Paris Lined With Trees? A: So The Klingons Can March In The Shade

The French Guv'mint open up their Sooper Sekret UFO Investigation Files. Its position on extra-terrestrials?

Patenet's answer to questions about evidence of life beyond Earth was sure to inflame the suspicions of those convinced the government is holding back: "We do not have the least proof that extra-terrestrials are behind the unexplained phenomena."

But then he added: "Nor do we have the least proof that they aren't."

So very ambiguous. So very nuanced. So very French.

Obviously, there have been alien landings in France. Which means, in turn, that the aliens already know the weak-point in the defenses of Planet Earth.

As Dr. Smith used to say, "We're doomed! Doooooomed!"

UPDATE: Behold the almighty power of YouTube! You want French Klingons? We got French Klingons!

Posted by Robert at March 22, 2007 03:44 PM | TrackBack

Blereeegh, indeed. I am not certain how to spell the sound of the Klingons reacting to Beverly Crusher, but if I awoke to see that redhead peering into my face after an all nighter, I would say something similar.

Posted by: Yolo Cowboy at March 22, 2007 08:45 PM

She's not that bad looking; it could have been (and was) worse.

That's the nice thing about conspiracy theories: they are never wrong, there's always some more evidence out there that's being hidden.

Posted by: rbj at March 23, 2007 09:06 AM