March 01, 2007
Gratuitous Domestic Posting (TM)
The Missus and I were awakened at about two ack emma this morning by the sound of high-pitched yapping. At first, I took it for a dog or possibly a fox, but then I realized it was the Seven Year Old barking in her sleep.
When quizzed about it later, the Llama-ette had no recollection of a dream or anything that would explain her vocalizations. As it happens, she is a spearhead of what might be called the Pro-Dog Movement at Orgle Manor, so I can only imagine that she was perhaps engaged in some subconscious lobbying.
News of this sparked a tremendous amount of hi-larity this morning, as you can imagine. If the gel's sisters should start barking and baying tonight, I will not be at all surprised. Also, I'll already have the diagnosis down: a slight case of Envia Sororis Mimiciae. Don't worry - it rarely causes any long-term harm, (unless Daddy is overly provoked, of course).
As for the Dog Question itself, as I say, the 7.Y.O. has taken the lead recently in trying to bring one into the household. However, the Missus and I have made clear that we believe there are plenty of animal spirits about Orgle Manor at the moment, thank you. Or as I less delicately put it to the gels not long ago, "We'll start thinking about getting a dog when you lot stop acting like baboons."
Posted by Robert at March 1, 2007 09:40 AM | TrackBackThat's odd, full moon isn't for another day or two at least....
Posted by: Zendo Deb at March 1, 2007 01:51 PMPets are a wonderful thing for growing gels....
I recommend something that you won't feel silly walking though, something like a beagle, or English Bull Dog.
Posted by: Zendo Deb at March 1, 2007 01:53 PMGet a herding dog, they like to herd things, so it might help keep the gels together.
Posted by: rbj at March 1, 2007 03:28 PMDrown a couple of cats and get a dog.
That is all.