November 14, 2006

Kids Today

Yo my Pzimps!

Saturday I did a Girl Scout badge workshop here on campus. As a community service, I do a 4 hour workshop for Girl Scouts to earn their Explore the Net patch. I taught ten 8 - 12 year olds how to build themselves a blogger site. (Only one did not know how to use a mouse, so it wasn't as bad as it could have been.)

One of the lily-white little 12 year old rural county dwelling darlings put up her blogger page - and on that page she wrote (and I quote):

"my pzimps
hey wat up my pzimps
im just chillin wit my mitymen
do u want 2 chill ?"

Gentle Readers, I SO wanted to smite her.

When I described her message to Pep, he said - "If she was my kid off she'd go to military school."

And right after I got home from teaching I watched an episode of Mr.
Show on DVD. One sketch was about the Whites Co-opting Black Culture Television Network. Three white guys dressed like "Pzimps" sat around discussing music
videos of "black" music made by whites dressed like Pzimps. It was a
perfect end to my day.

And yes, Steve-O, I accept credit for making LlamaButchers "Pzimp friendly" on Google.

You're welcome!

Posted by Chai-Rista at November 14, 2006 09:58 AM | TrackBack


Well, I am fairly speechless. And that says a lot right THERE! But ... obviously my GSA experience left a lot lacking!

:-D Thanks for sharing, my sweet!

Posted by: keysunset at November 14, 2006 12:53 PM

Yeah - mine too. I didn't have one mityman while I was a Girl Scout! Much less a pzimp . . .

Posted by: Chai at November 14, 2006 01:03 PM

fer shizzle! I agree with Pep on this one...if it were my child, I'd be calling Oak Ridge Academy...

Posted by: gaelgurl at November 18, 2006 01:10 PM