Traffic we can do without

Everyone who is a regular knows I'm a bit of a shameless, ummmm, Google chummer. Slinging together posts with word combinations set to make the search engines ring like a Reno convenience store slot machine in the hands of the Real Genius.

But, there's a limit to even my shameless algorithm hussy-ing, and I think we've found it:

"Pelosi Porn"---what type of sick buggerer would want that?

I think I can safely speak for most of America by saying, "Ewwwwwwwwwww"...

UPDATE: Wuzzadem gets about as close to the subject as we are willing to risk without us wanting to scrape out our eyeballs with jagged bits of fiberglass and rinse with a brisk yet somewhat frisky chateau Chlorox '39: