November 02, 2006
A Little More J-Effin-K Humor
A quick glance 'round the World Wide Web this morning indicates that the buzz is still on about John Effin Kerry's insult-clarification-backtrack-non-apology troop remark the other day. This makes me happy in that I'd been mulling a response to it and I'm glad to see it's still timely.
Thus, I give you:
JOHN KERRY'S TOP TEN OTHER BOTCHED JOKE PUNCHLINES
10. To get to the other side and avoid the redneck farmer with the axe.9. How I shot an elephant in my pajamas I won't explain, because you aren't nuanced enough to understand.
8. Three: One to hold the bulb, one to turn the ladder and the other to help the local GOP fraudulently rig the electronic voting machine.
7. She was sooooo dumb that she stayed home to raise her children instead of getting a job!
6. Let them eat quiche.
5. I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty.
4. Did you hear about the army officer who was so stupid they used to put him in the Pentagon and tell him to stand in a corner? No, wait. That's not right......
3. Sure fly-over country is diversified: they've got a rube, a hick, two inbred brother-sister marriages and a nervous goat!
2. The guy was such a buffoon he couldn't understand why "Gospel Truth" was an oxymoron!
1. I always inhaled. Except when I didn't.
Hope you like 'em.
Posted by Robert at November 2, 2006 09:36 AM | TrackBackLove 'em Robbo! Good work.
Posted by: Chai at November 2, 2006 10:08 AMAnd the classic:
That was no lady, that was my wife.
"None. But I was for changing the lightbulb before I was against it."
Don't get mad, get even...
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Babs, A Proud Navy Mom
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