Overheard in Petsmart

Last Saturday I was treated to a conversation so stupid it nearly rent the universe in twain. Trapped in the checkout line at Petsmart, this is what I heard:

Couple with blonde dog: OMG! Is that a doodle?

Couple with black dog: YES! Is yours a doodle?

Couple with blonde dog: Yes! It's a Golden Doodle. Where did you get your doodle?

Couple with black dog: In West Virginia.

Couple with blonde dog: OMG! Us too! Did you go to Dee's Doodles?

Couple with black dog: No. We went to Doodleville.

Now, rent universe aside . . . this is not the stupidest conversation I have ever overheard. That title was claimed by a toothless father (I have to admit - I didn't look at him. He just sounded toothless!) lecturing his son in the booth behind me at the diner one day. Here are some selections from the Wisdom of Ray:

1] Now Zaire is one place I would like to go. That's where they've got you some headhunters down in Zaire.

2] Hiccups is your body trying to throw the food up off your lungs because there is not enough liquid to digest it properly. Now that is a fact. It is a fact! It throws it up there until you drink something. That's why it's a hiccup. I never did hear of a hiccdown.

3] I've visited whole countries without ever going there by reading. You don't have to go there if you read about them because it's just the same. Let me tell you if you are going to another country what you want to do is read all about the laws and how to get around and then when you get there, you won't have any use for getting lost.

ok - your turn. What is the stupidest conversation you've overheard lately?