Is the crack epidemic over? (PLUS, WITH X-TRA CONSTITUTION DAY/TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY BONUS JOKEAGE!)

Please lord, make it be true.

And no, we haven't been making a big deal about "Talk Like a Pirate Day" because, having been visited by the ghosts last night, we have resolved to keep the spirit in our hearts and live everyday like it was Talk Like a Pirate Day.

(Although, for purely malicious reasons, I do enjoy how "Talk Like A Pirate Day" has gotten more traction than the fake-federal holiday of Constitution Day, foisted on the nation's schools by the Kleagle in Chief Democratic Senator Robert Byrd.)

So much so that the talk I have to give for Constitution Day that we're doing tomorrow is going to be on Jefferson, the Barbary Pirates, and presidential authority during time of undeclared war.