September 12, 2006

Excuse me while I carve my eyeballs out with a jagged piece of fiberglass and wash the sockets out with Chlorox

And I going to need someone to pour some acid in my ears. It's the only way to stop the voices after our old pal Phinneas decides to venture into vlogging.

The only thing nice you could say about the Islamic Caliphate of America would be that there would be none of THAT.

UPDATE: ANTIDOTE! BETHANY AT REALVERSE, STAT!

Posted by Steve-O at September 12, 2006 09:42 AM | TrackBack
Comments

I called dibs on Bethany a long time ago -- stop looking at her!

Posted by: Leopold Stotch at September 12, 2006 10:19 AM

Does licking the screen count?

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at September 12, 2006 10:32 AM

Careful, or Allah will go after both of you. He's stalking her with Crispin Glover levels of creepy intensity.

Posted by: The Colossus at September 12, 2006 01:52 PM

I will not submit!

Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at September 12, 2006 07:28 PM