September 12, 2006
Mid-morning book meme
From our old pal the Irish Elk, what five fictional characters would you like to meet?
1. Pa Ingalls----Just so I could show him my cordless screw driver and watch him weep;
2-5. Jack Aubrey, Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe, Han Solo, and Sir Harry Flashman---so we could go together and kick the living crap out of Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy, and then head to Vegas for a Memorial Day Weekend bender on Darcy's AmEx card.
And for a bonus #6: Lord Voldemort---Just to taunt his wizard arse with the fact that the Muggles went to the moon, invented high-speed downloadable internet porn AND the the mircowaveable burrito, and what's he got to show for all his magic: a cabana boy who can turn himself into a rat and a magic wand with an asbestos parrot's feather. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Big man! Soooooooooooo scary!
Darcy, dear, what are these charges on the AmEx bill for for "Tijuana Donkey Show"?
2-5. Jack Aubrey, Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe, Han Solo, and Sir Harry Flashman---so we could go together and kick the living crap out of Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy, and then head to Vegas for a Memorial Day Weekend bender on Darcy's AmEx card.
et tu, Steve-o?
You've stooped to Darcy bashing. Niiiiice. I expected as much from Robbo, aka Mr. Knightley's best friend, but you, Steve-0?
I'm so disappointed in you.
Posted by: Kathy at September 12, 2006 10:05 AMI kind of feel like one of those kids in New Hampshire who see if they can bait old crazy Mister Salinger out of his house to yell at them.
Posted by: Steve the LLamabutcher at September 12, 2006 10:08 AMI kind of feel like one of those kids in New Hampshire who see if they can bait old crazy Mister Salinger out of his house to yell at them.
I resemble that remark.
Posted by: LB Buddy at September 12, 2006 01:12 PM"I kind of feel like one of those kids in New Hampshire who see if they can bait old crazy Mister Salinger out of his house to yell at them."
That might be the funniest sentence I've read this month.
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