August 31, 2006

It's All for Love!

I've been quiet for too long and, though Robbo spoke forth on feminine hygiene, it's been awhile since we've had a meaningful conversation on bowel movements. Allow me to correct this oversight.

Kindly direct your attention to eBay where for the next week, you - yes YOU - can bid on a bronzed plaster cast of Baby Suri Cruise's first solid Mr. Hanky. No - I am not kidding, tho I wish almightily I were.

Yahoo! News has the back story, as if one was needed! Isn't it enough to know that Father Cruise saw fit to donate his daughter's first hefty mooky stink to charity?! Hey, if some folks will pay ten bucks for a replica of petrified dinosaur poop, why not $5000 for a cast bronzed celebrity dump? If one baby "big jobby" can save a . . . um, well, they never really said what "charity" will get the cash, but if a single log of baby load will do some good in the world, why not, people?

Now there's family that cares about the well-being of others . . .

I'm holding out for her first lost baby tooth!

Posted by Chai-Rista at August 31, 2006 01:21 PM | TrackBack

I hear Steve-O is donating one of his own to this year's college fundraiser.

I don't know if it'll be bronzed, though.

Posted by: pep at August 31, 2006 02:16 PM

That's so 1960's. Piero Manzoni and his Merda d'artista.

Posted by: LB buddy at August 31, 2006 08:10 PM

Charity wise, post Asian-tsunami the Scientologists apparently set up massage therapy tents for survivors (a front for strapping them to e-meters and 'converting' them).

It's surreal knowing that future efforts will be bankrolled through the sale of bronzed baby turds.

Posted by: fidens at September 2, 2006 09:40 AM