August 07, 2006

Love Poem Generator

Just in case any LB readers need an emergency love poem, I've located the love poem generator. Here's the one it wrote for me:

My Love

Your skin glows like the pomme de terre,
blossoms sparkly as the dianthus
in the purest hope of spring.

My heart follows your kazoo voice
and leaps like a polar bear
at the whisper of your name.

The evening floats in on a great woodpecker wing.
I am comforted by your decorative eyeglass string
that I carry into the twilight of breadbeams
and hold next to my elbow.

I am filled with hope that I may dry your tears
of olive oil. As my nose falls from my
dashboard, it reminds me of your beagle.

In the quiet I listen for the last angry squirrel of the day.
My heated uvula leaps to my tee shirt. I wait in the moonlight
for your secret trumpet case
so that we may dive as one,
uvula to uvula, in search of the magnificent
purple helmet and mystical motocycle of love.

. . . Ahhhhh - meeeeen!

Posted by Chai-Rista at August 7, 2006 02:00 PM | TrackBack

How beautiful! Brought tears (of derisive laughter) to my eyes! Especially that "mystical motocycle of love."

Posted by: keysunset at August 7, 2006 10:34 PM

Why do I now have "Endless Love" going through my head?

Thanks for this; I clicked your link and made my own poem. I'm still giggling.

Posted by: GroovyVic at August 8, 2006 05:35 AM