August 02, 2006
Ass-Kicking Special Ops Llamas
ASS-KICKING SPECIAL OPS LLAMAS!!
Watch out Hizbollocks - We're coming for you!
Yips! again to Chef Mojo.
UPDATE: Who ya gonna call for Israeli special forces llamas or llama Israeli army googliciousness? Numero uno, baybee!
UPDATE DEUX: More IDF Llama Luv from the Colossus.
Posted by Robert at August 2, 2006 08:19 AM | TrackBackThe lights are on him because - look at that hair! - he's the Llama, baby. He's the Llama.
Which, I guess that's why he doesn't have his helmet on.
This guy needs to go in the sidebar! I bet he has a sexy Hebrew name like Caleb or Gilad or Yair...
Posted by: tee bee at August 2, 2006 10:34 AMThey're using llamas?! Unfair, disproportionate! Hezbollah has no llamas -- which is why they're getting their butts kicked.
Posted by: rbj at August 2, 2006 12:49 PMI love the use of Llamas. It's so perverse, especially considering that they're not native to the region. Can you imagine how f**king brilliant the guy in the IDF must have been who came up with it? It's mind boggling. Some Special Forces Colonel probably called the Chief of Staff and said "We could use beasts of burden for operations in mountainous terrain . . . we're thinking Llamas. Could we have about $5 million to import some of them in to try them out?"
And the Chief of Staff is smart enough to say "Sure, go ahead."
The guy who thought of it -- probably a private, a South American Jew who had some familiarity with the animals. Then the guy who listened to him and said "Let's try it." And then he guy who controlled the money to greenlight the project. Think of how brilliant each of those three guys, in sequence, has to be for this to come to fruition. It's inconceivable to anyone who has served in a conventional military.
Hezbollah thinks they can beat these guys? Nobody could beat these guys. Pound for pound and in terms of genius, I mean. We could take out the IDF with half a dozen hydrogen bombs from one sub. But anybody else? I wouldn't even think of messing with an Army that could come up with something so brilliant and low-tech as this.
Can you imagine if they were the terrorists? I wouldn't sleep, ever.