WE'RE BACK!

We had a bit of a slump last month, what with me being locked out for three weeks and then the dog days of summer starting early. But we here at the LLamabutchers are back, baby we're back!

How can I sound so confident, you might ask?

Well, we're #5 on Google for

Princess Leia buns

Rather than making me want to retire, never being able again to reach such Olympian heights of grandeur, as would have been my reaction in the spring, such things now only drive me on to new levels of blogging poltroonery.

HEAT WAVE TRAFFIC UPDATE: You would think, what with the heat wave gripping the nation like a half-cooked sausage in the mealy paws of Jerry Reinsdorf, that our leading traffic intake would be from depressingly disturbed people looking (cruelly in vain, I might add) here for naked pictures of Weather Channel Nooz Babe Juliet Huddy, but no: the leading traffic spike is for folks desperate for info on the sooper sekrit Israeli Special Forces LLamas.

The thought of Golani LLamabutchers swooping in in the middle of the night and slicing his opthamological throat hopefully is keeping Boy Assad awake at night...