July 25, 2006

Doing Our Part Against The Terrorist Scumbags


Yes, indeed, Ladies and Gentlemen: New special forces vehicle
kicks ass — the llama

TEL AVIV — Israel's military has found the perfect vehicle for special operations forces — the llama.

After extensive tests, the uncomplaining work-horse animals were found to easily out-perform donkeys. What's more, they need refuelling only every other day.

Military sources said the Israel Army plans to use llamas for reconnaissance and combat missions in enemy territory, Middle East Newsline reported. They described the llama as ideal for special operations missions in Lebanon against the Iranian-sponsored Hizbullah.

Ass-kicking Special Ops Llamas.

Ass-kicking Special Ops Llamas!

How sweet is that?

Yips! to Chef Mojo.

Posted by Robert at July 25, 2006 05:12 PM | TrackBack

And I read somewhere today that they're working on all the high-tech goodies to send you out in the field with.

Posted by: tee bee at July 25, 2006 05:28 PM

Uncomplaining?! I'll have to remember that next time I read a kvetch post.

Posted by: rbj at July 26, 2006 07:22 AM

Ah, Israel. Now *this* is how you fight a war with 7th century Islamists. You don't drop food packets. You don't "build a democracy." You don't wring your hands about "innocent" civilians. You DO assemble large amounts of ordinance, and you DO lay waste to those who wish to kill you.

And you DO surgically implant a 10 megaton hydrogen bomb into a llama's hump, attach a cell phone detonator switch, point the beast at Damascus, and swat it's rump until it locks onto the target. And when the llama arrives, you give it a ring.

Posted by: Pep at July 26, 2006 12:08 PM