June 14, 2006

ChristiansForCannabis.com

No - really. It exists. Christian for Cannibis is a real site with links to the Hawaii Cannabis Ministry (Were "We use cannabis religiously and you can too!") and an inexplicably defunct link to the Christians for Hemp. (I'm sure their slogan, before their site disappeard like so much erosion-control burlap under a sea of internet mud, was What Would Jesus Wear?)

Looking at the site, it seems your standard anti-gov screed with conspiracy links. They aren't educating me on the Christian connection. In fact, the only thing on the site that establishes even the modicum of religiousity is this one quote they bolded out in red so we'd know it's IMPORTANT:

"There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed, or hidden that will not be made known."

-Jesus, Matthew 10:26

And that has what to do with cannabis?

Anyway, I stumbled on this gem by accident. You'd think they'd at least be selling the Lord's One Hitter and bottles of "Holy Bong Water."

Or am I crazy?

Posted by Chai-Rista at June 14, 2006 03:55 PM | TrackBack
Comments

By accident, huh? Why don't I believe that...

Posted by: jwookie at June 14, 2006 04:50 PM

Don't bogart the weed, Judas.

Just noticed -- not a Steve-O post -- Chai-rista is in the house! Yes!

Posted by: The Colossus at June 14, 2006 08:06 PM

Oh, wow. Heavy man.
Dude where are the dorritos?

Posted by: rbj at June 15, 2006 09:58 AM

heh, heh, watch out guys ... Chai's in the house!

"What would Jesus wear" Love THAT!

Love YOU!

Posted by: keysunset at June 15, 2006 10:35 AM

No, it was by accident--those days are long over for Chai-Rista.

Just don't ask her about The Infamous Strobing Stratus Clouds Of November Twenty-Third, Nineteen Freakin' Eighty Eight.

Poor Chai...

Pep

Posted by: pep at June 15, 2006 02:22 PM

Pep, that never happened

Posted by: Lynn at June 15, 2006 08:52 PM

hmmm, Igor, take note.

Posted by: keysunset at June 15, 2006 10:10 PM

You're right, it didn't happen the way I described it.

It was actually a solid strato*cumulus* cloud deck at 10/10ths sky cover. So it was probably more like strobing waves...

Posted by: pep at June 16, 2006 10:20 AM