May 30, 2006

It's A Wiggly, Wiggly Reality Show!

Gary the Ex-Donk has a great new poll up - Survivor: Wiggle Bay. So far, it appears as if Greg is going to be the first to get the push which, this being Australia, probably means he will fall into the ocean and be devoured by great white sharks.

We've more or less sailed out of the Wiggle zone at Orgle Manor so it's hard for me to judge, but it seems that perhaps Wigglemania has eased off a bit in the last year or two. Is that right? Gary's suggestion that Murray - cheerful, shy Murray - is secretly plotting to overthrow Greg's domination of the group kinda gives a sinister new spark to the whole business and could be just what is needed to propel the Wiggly Four back to the top.

Anyhoo, go on over and vote.

Posted by Robert at May 30, 2006 09:20 AM | TrackBack

The drug abuse, feuding among the Wiggle wives, disastrous business enterprises (Wiggle Corps), and egomania (Wiggles -- more popular than Jesus!) have all taken their toll.

Or maybe I'm confusing them with someone else.

BTW, have the Teletubbies found a new drummer since the overdose?

Posted by: The Colossus at May 30, 2006 11:53 AM

Well, the latest season of The Wiggles ("The Wiggles Show") is pretty slipshod and perfunctory. There's more repetition of segments than ever before, and lots of awful animation, and the dreaded "Young Wiggles."

My kids these days are more into The Doodlebops.

Posted by: Eric J at May 30, 2006 01:56 PM

Can't stand the Doodlebops. Wiggle wannabees, and you can just see it in their eyes - bright smiles, clenched teeth, neon makeup - "I'm paying my dues dancing for these little s##ts". Too, too precious, and I'm astonished that Disney so blatantly goes with the "cool black guy, uptight white guy" shtick.

Posted by: Teri at May 30, 2006 08:14 PM