May 24, 2006
Your late lunch essay assignment
Given the extreme paucity of new ideas in Hollywood, approximately how long will it be until this becomes a feature length film, directed by Michael Bay, starring the Wilson Brothers and Ben Stiller?
Use ordinary least squares regression analysis, and show all your work.
EXTRA CREDIT: In what ways does this 3:11 minute video differ at all from an entire season of 24? I mean, other than there's no Chloe, or Kim being threatened by a Cougar? Or Audrey, for that matter.
Posted by Steve at May 24, 2006 01:12 PM | TrackBackUndercover cops, driving around, arresting people, and breaking down doors.
It hasn't been done already?
Posted by: owlish at May 24, 2006 01:24 PMOLS Regression of Recycled Ideas vs. Michael Bay filsm
With an N of 125, the evidence is clear: all Hollywood films are a) recycled music videos b) directed by Michael Bay.
QED
Posted by: Rusty at May 24, 2006 01:45 PMLooks more like a potential Bruce Willis vehicle to me.
Posted by: Dean Esmay at May 24, 2006 02:21 PMI dunno what it means, but I'm almost sure that's Lt. Frank Drebin's old police car.
Posted by: Robbo the LB at May 24, 2006 02:38 PMGreatest music video of all time.
You know how every time you watch a VH1-style "greatest videos" show, they always put Thriller as #1? They're all wrong. I've never understood why Sabotage doesn't get its props.
Posted by: Sobek at May 25, 2006 12:25 AMDirected by the brilliant Spike Jonze.
Posted by: Eric J at May 25, 2006 11:55 AM
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